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Short movie plot by Bi

Bi wrote a short potential movie plot about me just now. I really think that he is too free lo. Here is wat he wrote: He called it "The Bread" Its a story about this plump girl going to buy a bread one night cos she scared she hungry in the morning. but then she forgot to eat it . n left it outside her room . after several nights the bread mutated . a big mouth guy came along for 'lami' (gin rummy) n ate it..then he change into 'yao kuai' (monster)... calling himself "the BREAD " going around killing ppl.. the plump girl felt 'paiseh' (embarrassed) cos she is the one who caused all this jz because of her 'tamciakness' (greediness). so one night she asked the big mouth guy to come over , when he arrived she jumped from 3rd floor n crushed the big mouth guy .. THE END So what do you think of his story? I think its silly but its funny. Gotta give him credits for thinking of this short plot. hahaha
okok.....the previous post was about last weekend, this post is gonna be last last weekend. Hahaha...yeah I am that busy (as if, more like lazy la) Its been quite some time since I last spend a weekend in Bandar. We (Bi, me and Bi's parents) went for breakfast and then shopping at The Mall. Din really buy anything. DST was having a roadshow at The Mall as well so I went over to say hi to my colleagues......and since they are so busy, I decided to help them out for a bit. It was so tiring man. I helped them out for like 2 hours and I was knocked out. Went to Lee Loi Fatt and then back to Bi's house to oioi. I was totally asleep.......slept for about 2 hours and then my parents came from Seria and so me and Bi went to have dinner with them at Si Hai Ting......hmmm....their roasted duck is kinda disappointing now. Anyway, we went back to The Mall and my colleagues are still there.....kelian le......(they later told me that they worked till 12am) Mami and me went to buy some shirts...

Burn yourself

My conversation with Bi on MSN: ~K J ~ says: bi jz burn disc ~K J ~ says: later i give u pen drive to burn urself la How to burn myself le? ha? ha? ha? Hehe.....command of the language is sometimes so funny!!!!! I know wat he means but just wanna make fun of him.

Random

Just something funny to share with you all. Bi was telling me that he told his office boy to buy some sugar (for coffee, tea, etc) for their pantry as they were running low. Guess what did the office boy buy...... Of all the sugars that are available in the market........he bought Icing sugar. Hahaha..... Maybe he wants some icing in his daily work. Giving him some perks. Hahaha........Bi beh tahan him. Hahaha..... Dun care, its funny to me!!!!!

Laziness

Bibi neh can be so lazy at times. (O...wait, he is lazy all the time. He is currently sleeping under my chair while I'm typing this.) See what happens when I put the mattress on the floor and he was in the way. He just sat there looking at me with his big brown eyes as if asking me "What?". I thought that when the mattress is on him, he would move but I guess I was wrong. He just slept there. Sigh!!! Lazy pig....I mean lazy dog...... he is behaving like his co-owner....the other Bi. hehehe.....

Funny

I noticed something very funny this morning when I was in the elevator to my cubicle at level 5. Notice anything funny?? (sorry for the reflection. coz the elevator is made of glass so there tends to be some reflection) No....didn't notice anything? Sure? Hehe....abuthen????? of coz you exit when the doors are open. How to exit when the elevator doors are close? Break through the glass and jump out? Hello, this building is 14 story high le...o issit 13 story high.....this is hilarious. Seriously, wat were they thinking when they put this sign. The view from the elevator. Tell me la, who would wanna jump. hehe....still laughing about it.